There's never any less of Mary. There's only always MORE. To keep up on Mary's shenanigans, see more videos, or just be a general run-of-the-mill creep, head on over to theoriginalmary.com. And to tide you over while your computer dials up, here are some pictures:

AND CATCH MARY LIVE IN LOS ANGELES ON SUNDAY MARCH 15TH! THE MARY DOLAN SHOW IS AT EL CID IN SILVERLAKE - 7:30/DOORS 8PM/SHOW

This month we're featuring

HAYES HARGROVE
GLORIA BIGELOW
TRAVIS CLARK
KATHRYN LOUNSBERY
and
SEAN GEORGE